AISubs v3.7
Yo, what's up, it's Shiba Inu and...
Shiba Inu and...
Shhhh!
I haven't said my name yet.
I bought this product today.
Moon Shoes!
These are shoes that make you feel like you're walking on the moon.
Look at this boy!
Isn't his face amazing?
I think it'll look like a photo of a ghost.
Like a boy who wanted to play with moon shoes.
Well, I'd like to have fun playing with these today.
Let's open it up.
It's huge!
These, these feet, and that rubber band.
Let's assemble it up.
Let's go!
How do you do it?
Sho...
Shoeguard.
It doesn't come off!
So, this is what we made.
Ready...
Oh, wow!
This is fun!
Ouch, ouch, ouch!
Wow, wow, wow, wow, wow!
Watch out! Watch out! Watch out!
Watch out! Watch out!
It's weird.
It looks like a gizmo.
Ready...
It comes off?
Wow!
Is it this different?
This is amazing!
You're a genius at playing!
So, I'd like to use this to do an experiment.
Yay!
Ouch!
It's a gravitational pull!
Gravitational pull...
The gravity of the moon is one sixth of that of earth.
That means I have six times more jump power now.
A car is coming from over there.
I'd like to jump over it with my jump power.
Here we go.
Three...
Two...
One...
Open...
The door of dreams!
I'm going to jump over it!
*scary music*
*gunshot*
*gunshots*
*snoring*
It's 2016.
It's been about 2 years since you left.
It was right here.
Ouch!
Oh no!
Shut up and eat it!
Ouch!
YouTube has changed a lot in the past 2 years.
I can't believe...
President Hajime quit YouTube.
It's 2015 now.
I should go now.
I'll come back.